56 0 Replyis it not supposed to be??
33 0 Replyit's an anatomical variant https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton's_toe
14 0 ReplyThe Culture section of that article is a wild ride. Like phrenology for feet.
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Don't listen to them. These weirdos just have extra long foot thumbs
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My mom has longer second toes, and she always said “It’s a sign you’re descended from royalty.” She also said stuff like “An ancestor ran away with an Indian princess” and “We’re descended from Sir Francis Drake” so my mom, though I love her, does not have a fully-functioning bullshit sensor.
17 0 ReplyDunno, kinda sounds like shes bullshitting you
6 0 ReplyThe toe thing was definitely a little tongue-in-cheek, but the other two she seemed to fully believe. When I pointed out that Drake didn’t have any children, or at least not legitimized, she acted confused and said it was something that the family had always said. Well… someone was bullshitting someone!
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My own personal no-evidence theory is that if the person has particularly long fingers, their second toe will be longer than their first.
10 0 ReplyI comply with this theory.
5 0 ReplyHello fellow Mo-Toe-er
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Can confirm there's a relation.
1 0 Replymine are the exact same length. never broken a toe.
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No?
At least in my experience, I've never looked at someone and wondered what their feet look like.
Or realistically, what any covered-up part of them looks like.
9 0 ReplyNgl, had me in the first half
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New form of racism unlocked
6 0 ReplyMy friend just had part of his toe amputated.
Like an hour ago maybe not even....
6 0 ReplyCan you tell by looking at his face?
8 0 ReplyNot why i commented but I'll answer anyway, i cannot
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I'm a half and half. Left foot has a shorter second toe, right foot has a longer one.
5 0 ReplyWe're gonna need you to pick a side.
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What? It’s not like, everyone? Huh. TIL.
5 0 ReplyI was always told people with a long second toe have dominant personalities
3 0 ReplyIt's a condition called Morton's toe
3 0 ReplySo this is who shoes are made for!
Honestly jealous
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No, but I will now....
3 0 ReplyIt would be pretty neat to be able to flip someone off with your hands and feet.
2 0 ReplyYeah but can you wiggle your little toes independently?!
2 0 ReplySeema like .ml and hexbear have a particularly large amount of these people. Its an attitude thing.
1 0 ReplyJesus Christ, can we not do drama at every opportunity?
4 0 ReplyI tend not to be particularly tolerant of people supporting genocide. But u do u i guess.
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Its because your grandparents are also siblings.
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