I knew a guy who could put damn near a tbsp on a key. He was never allowed to get his own bumps.
Of sugar. Obviously I’m talking about sugar.
34 0 ReplyDidn't knew a "key bump" was a thing.
18 0 ReplyI kept thinking "bump key" which is a tool for bypassing locks
48 0 ReplyIn places where cocaine is more pure it’s a thing. A small amount will get you zooted so there really isn’t a reason to do lines.
11 0 ReplyPeople at festivals do it all the time, ain't got no time to lay lines
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Makes a "serviceable" scoop and reduces the amount of paraphernalia on your person.
10 0 ReplyWatch Die Hard.
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The kids are gonna like me more, since I'm giving them bumps inside Parliaments, so they can also have a smoke with their coke. It's basically the same as giving out full-size candy bars. 😌
13 0 ReplyWow. I thought a cocaine key was like short for kilo. Which I guess is an insane amount.
I never thought about putting the cocaine in the line etched into a key.
7 0 Replya kilo of cocaine would probably run ya like 50k depending on where you are lol
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Hopefully these aren't the keys to the house.
7 0 Replydeviant ollam is salivating rn
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lmao
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