Each officer is required to wear 15 pieces of flair minimum.
43 0 ReplyThis fuckin guy has me dying 🤣
27 0 ReplyWell that's ironic, cause dear leader has HIM dying!
11 0 ReplyI cant tell if he is about to sneeze, shat his pants, is having a stroke, or all three at once.
11 0 ReplyKorean Forest Whitaker.
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Why do they all look like stroke victims??
Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize
22 0 ReplyWhy do they all look like stroke victims??
I think this is AI slop. Reverse image searching leads here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAQrbjDzP6o and the top comment is even the lemmy OPs joke.
17 0 ReplyGod damn it I'm so done with this world
6 0 ReplyI fucking hope it's AI lol, it looks like a theme party in a retirement community.
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Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize
Valor in battle
14 0 ReplySharing skills and experience with junior officers.
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North Korean medals are for years of service without being sent to labor camps by dear leader. They’re like Xbox achievements and get progressively harder as time goes on.
14 0 ReplyAlso, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize
Cheese making. It's not credible because they have never seen milk, let alone cheese!
7 0 ReplyThis is false, generals are raised on Kim's breast milk, which turns into cheese upon leaving his glorious nipple.
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Also, what are the medals for?
Being on the same team as the great dear leader, who obviously always won every game ever
5 0 ReplyPlatemail.
3 0 Replyever seen us generals? that have shit to of awards and ribbons for what i don't even know
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Entrati looking mfers
15 0 ReplyIts the sequel to Warframe: 1999, Warframe: North Korea.
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Tinsel foil isn't magnetic though.
15 0 ReplyI think that's the joke hahaha
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The north Koreans are so poor all the medals are probably steel.
15 0 ReplyTin
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Magnets dont work on tin...
15 0 ReplyYou don't have a neutron star lying around for these occasions?
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11 0 ReplyThese men all look like pieces of fruit left out in a hot, dry climate.
11 0 ReplyIs it tradition to create medals that look like a child designed and stamped them out?
9 0 ReplyThey're just foil from chocolate coins. Kim ate all the chocolate, of course
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If we took away the officers we would at least give the soldiers a fighting chance, under equipped and trained as they doubtless are.
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