Happy german noises.
What do happy German noises sound like? Anytime I hear someone speaking German, it sounds like they're angry and want domination.
"Oh, hi my friend! I'm so happy to see you!"
(Me not understanding German, and him not understanding English)
"Oh god, he means business! He's so angry!"
"We are going to have such fun! I have some delightful games to play, and them we can drink this authentic German lagger!"
"You hear that??? He said German! He's talking about world domination! He's going to kill EVERYBODY!!!"
"Come here, friend! I want to give you a big ol' hug, and embrace in our friendship!"
"HE'S SPREADING HIS ARMS TO SHOW HIS SIZE, AND MAKE HIMSELF BIGGER LIKE A BEAR!!! IT'S STARTING!!!"
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, BUDDY, BUT I LOVE THE ENTHUSIASM!!!"
"AAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
… you are a little girl who was birthed/raised by potatoes?
Sounds like a TTRPG character concept.
someone has probably homebrewed a Mr. Potatohead race
There's a conversion chart for that in Rifts.
.......are you not?
Wendy's published a shitpost of an RPG that had baked potato as one of the classes.
All except tater tots. The one way to ruin potatoes.
Can't be hatin on my tots, cousin. The only ruined tater is the one that turned green and is awful tasting
You want to go bowling, cousin?
You shut your pretty little whore mouth, young man!
Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.
smoothie
Puréed potatoes and they're good actually, so you're just making their point. 🥔
smoothie is raw, purée is made with boiled potatoes
Are you Irish?
Red potato
I like mine raw and muddy.
I'm sure there is a gif of someone taking a bite out of a potato like an apple.
What about their "eaten and digested" form?
