A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward beetle, or you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the frog's ass, or your tale can't be told.
"Andy Dufraine crawled through a mile of shit, to freedom"
I can get him past the esophagus, but he hast to answer my riddle first.
Explains a lot of what‽ OP what questions are you asking‽
Plants: develop hard pericarps for their seeds to survive animals' digestive tracts
This beetle: G O T T A G O F A S T
Ah shit, here we go again
Got inspired and made it into an image
*Ah, here we go shit again
"Go on, eat me. See what happens."
"I'll digest you!"
"Frank, this is the third time this week. Just admit you're into it."
If we tie little brushes to the beetles, maybe we can start a new trendy spa cleanse
Fine, if no one else is going to ask, I will.
What happens if I eat one?
I knew this was what it was going to be
The thread linked seemed to agree that human digestive systems would screw up the bug
Nb. I was only in that thread for jokes
Imagine getting one in your ear
"If you're going through Hell, keep on going."
If someone put little scrubbers on its feet and ate it, would the bug clean the person's colon?
If the person was a frog? Yes
The Shawshank Beetle
Pfft, ever heard of epomis beetle?
That poor frogged didn't do nobody no harm. How they gonna do my homie like that 😢
Reverse Lemmiwinks
How does it not suffocate?
The time taken to traverse is less than the time taken to suffocate. That'd be my guess.
The ideal bug for any frog trying to go on diet
Speed run as survival instinct.
