Today I Learned @lemmy.world dullbananas (Joseph Silva) @lemmy.ca 3mo ago

TIL that you technically aren't allowed to enter Valley Metro public transit if you just peed your pants

www.valleymetro.org Just a moment...

Edit: added source

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Why confess to the internet that you pissed your pants in a public place?
- Dude just told on himself forever. I hope he becomes famous and this Post haunts him
- https://youtu.be/JRpouK0KmWQ
Just for you, I looked up their rules.
- Most public transit has very similar rules.
  
  The bad thing is rules like this are necessary.
- Please don't post pictures of text. Copy and paste it. And link to it.
  
  I apologize for not meeting your preferences.
- Does it mean Donald Trump wearing diapers can't enter the metro?
- Ah, blood too? Damn it
So how long do you have to wait, cuz I... I mean, people, have places to be.
- Just toss your pants and underwear in the nearest trash bin. Problem solved!
That's why I always pee on someone else's pants
Ah, technically. So is there a loophole? Just asking for a friend...
- You're fine if someone else pees on your pants.
- I said "technically" because it's based on a rule that is probably intended to ban extremely stinky unhygienic people
  
  So people that peed themselves?
alright what one of you peed my pants
Technically
I hear you get to ride on New York subways for free if you do that while publicly masturbating.
- Do they have areas for private masturbating on the New York subway?
  
  It's public or nothing. Hence all the public masturbating.
- actually, they'll shoot you. And the officer that shot you will then shoot another officer. And then the corrupt mayor will go in TV to celebrate the cops that shot an unarmed man, making it sound like the cop that was shot was a hero who wasn't shot by the other bastard cop.
Where's the fun in that?
TIL I've been breaking their rules for years
No, officer, I peed my pants after I got on the train, see?

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