Crosscode is absolutely amazing and is one of my favorite games ever.
No, cause the house of cursed windows is to the left of that. It’s got the blue truck in the backwards driveway.
This raises bigger questions. The driveway is on the inside of the block, facing toward what appears to be absolute chaos, junkyards, and no discernible paths. How did that vehicle get into the driveway? Why is this place such a mess? How do people navigate that with cars?
The fact that the branding is larger than the informative label is fucked up. I wish capitalism would just fuck off.
17776 by Jon Bois explored much the same content for a moment.
I’m a fucking actively-performing stand-up comic and now is the best (and onlyest) time to be funny!
(And if you’re checking my comment history, thinking “hey, you can’t be two things, you can’t be a beige camry haver and a stand-up comic, I assure you, I can. In fact, I would say the beige camry is the quintessential broke-ass underpaid performer car. But it’s also completely paid off, so neener.)
As a beige Camry haver, my car is 22 years old and runs like a champ. Had to swap out the spark plugs, the cat, battery, tires, and brakes, but that’s expected when the car’s got a moonlength of mileage on it. I love this thing and will drive it until the frame is broken, I’m dead, or the car becomes illegal.
I never changed it. Tanis then, Tanis now.
Most Americans tend to mispronounce it though. I’m TAH-niss.
I’d turn into a big old land tortoise and then just be a turtle.
Benefits:
- strong shell
- feets for marching
- cute tail bump
- adorable smile
- can flip friends over when they need help
- turtle
Well, did you do what she asked? Or did you stand there in the grocery store, excitedly posting on Lemmy, then milklessly return home?
4,000 weeks. 750k hours. That’s what the average human gets.
This is how I keep count.
Don’t dial that phone number to see if it works; you’ll get the fuzz.
I hate when people use the transitive “going to be” to describe “is.”
“Hey, what’s your phone number?” “It’s going to be 911-551-0911.”
Her phone number is 911-551-0911 and has been such for a while now. Why does she feel the need to use a transitive verb structure to describe that it will change to that in the future?
I see people using this “it’s going to be” structure for ordering food (they are ordering food now, saying “spaghetti, please” is much less weird than saying “it’s going to be spaghetti”), as part of my job when someone is reporting current or past statistics, and events that aren’t coming up or aren’t scheduled, and are in the past.
You post comments really quickly. You made your Lemmy account yesterday, and you’re nothing but a fascist mouthpiece. All of your comments just reek of that… desperation.
We won’t include that which seems to destroy us. It’s a social contract and fascists don’t hold to its terms.
You know this. That’s why you’re here.
I’m 38 and I still can’t watch that.