11mo ago

Zoo admits that their pandas are ‘painted dogs’ after backlash from visitors

Zoo admits that their pandas are actually ‘painted dogs’

11mo ago

Zoo admits that their pandas are actually ‘painted dogs’

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It's a shih tzu
- I regret that I have only one upvote to give for that awesome comment
- Ahhh, now that's a fine pun you got there.
- Chow chow
- Goddamn you...
China: Why does everyone question our discoveries?
Also China:
- But aren’t pandas from China? I was expecting this to be some other country that, you know, doesnt have pandas.
  
  Pandas are owned by the government. Not everyone in China can get a panda.
Did they order their panda from Wish?
Cute doggo, but maybe don’t paint them?
- They recalled them from the world famous San Diego zoo.....and the kids broke them the next day.
  
  Ooh that would be a nice scam. Accuse the US of returning painted dogs.
No, painted dogs are something else.
- “I came here to see the painted dogs. What the hell are these pandas?”
- Boy, nature just threw all the paints it.
- those are gorgeous.
  also probably severely misunderstood.
You know this led to huge fights and maybe a mental break or two.
"I'm TELLING you, those were fucking dogs!"
"Yeah, okay, bro, I'm sure you know better than the literal ZOO."
- 🤣
Is Lets Build a Zoo prophecy or just a historically accurate simulation?
- A glitch in The matrix?
Well at least they don't need to pay rent to china
- Please explain.
  
  The Chinese government owns all pandas. You cannot buy a panda, only rent it, and some of that rent goes to the CCP

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