How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?
How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door
64 0 ReplyThe lion, king of all the animals, holds a meeting for all the animals and everyone shows up but one. Who's missing?
The giraffe! They're still in the refrigerator.
48 0 ReplyYou need to cross a river that’s home to crocodiles. How do you get across safely?
You simply swim across. All the crocodiles are at the lion’s meeting!
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(I love when I get to post these joke chains)
How do you get 4 elephants in a mini cooper? -Two in the front, two in the back.
How do you get 2 whales in a mini cooper? -Take the M4 and go over the Severn bridge.
How can you tell there's an elephant in your fridge? -Footprints in the custard.
How can you tell there's 2 elephants in your fridge? -You can hear them giggle when the light goes out.
How can you tell there's 3 elephants in your fridge? -You can't quite get the door shut.
How can you tell there's 4 elephants in your fridge? -There's a mini cooper outside.
33 0 ReplyThe whales one took me a second!
8 0 ReplyWell if you got it could you explain? Idk what the Severn bridge is. My phone evidently does by making it a capital letter though.
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🚀the joke
🤷 Me
10 0 ReplyIt's more of an antijoke than a dad joke.
9 0 ReplyCheck the other comments :)
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your sofa? Time to buy a new sofa.
8 0 ReplyFit an elephant in a refrigerator where?
3 0 ReplyNot in the egg compartment, of course, but most other places will do.
11 0 ReplyYeah. An elephant won't stay crisp in the egg compartment.
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How do you fit a thousand elephants onto a small driveway?
You take the "i" out in drive and the "f" out in way.
3 0 Reply???
2 0 ReplySpell it out and say it out loud.
The punchline is more satisfying if you discover it versus being told.
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