Seems to be mixing up places more often now

I tried to find a video of this on youtube, which I could not. I did however find a video of him making the same mistake 3 weeks ago in Pennsylvania, this time confusing it with North Carolina 🙄

Gotta admit that made it even more funnier

there was only a 2% chance to be correct, don't bash on him with such low odds!

More like a 14% chance, since the only states that matter are PA, WI, NV, MI, AZ, GA, and NC.
- Right no need to travel everywhere + all the venues where they won't let him in because he hasn't paid for the last time he went there
Were he able to read he could have had the place names on a card or autocue
Were he able to keep competent staff that cars or autocue might even be correct and updated since the previous stop

“Hellllooooooo Saint Loooouiiiiiiis!”

“Uh, it’s Springfield, Steven.”

“Oh. Yeah, right. Are You Ready To Rock?!”

Are You Ready To Rock?!
"Not yet! Give us a few more minutes!"

what does texting Trump to 88022 do? Is that like one of those 90s sex lines?

Realistically, it most likely signs you up for a deluge of spam texts about donations and the like to trump
- Since they have to pay for all those texts, would signing up for that line and then blocking it cause them to lose money?
- they are so obnoxious, my grandfather's phone is filled to the brim with them, I have never seen a campaign send as many fucking spam texts as his campaign does it is ridiculous, my grandfather is hard blue and they are just relentless with the "Trump demands your support now!" and "DONATE TO THE CAUSE, DON'T LET THE LEFTIST HARRIS RUIN DEMOCRACY" it's so fucking annoying, you can't even opt out as they just blatantly ignore it. He gets more red based texts then blue lmao
- I already get those without having dialed anything
Might directly charge your carrier for $5 to his campaign
How does he propose to "MAKE HOUSING AFFORDABLE AGAIN"? By interfering with the free market lol?
- Don't worry, he has a concept of a plan.
- I mean theoretically if they deport all non-citizens that would free up a lot of housing, as well as a lot of jobs and generally send the country into an economic death spiral thanks to the sudden and continued population decline
Would you like to buy Chinese dropshipped garbage, but in the most brilliant golden tones and for quadruple the price you'd see it on aliexpress? Then Text that number

"Many people call it Pennsylvania okay. Some call it Arizona, but many call it Pennsylvania too. Most say they don't even know what it's called but the ones who do, they call it Pennsylvania, okay? and you know that, and I know that and we know that, which is why nuclear, because my uncle, John trump, okay, and this guy was rough okay? Rough and tough, and BIG. okay big tears in his eyes and he says, "ummm Mr trump sir... Ummm ummm". But you can't do that anymore right, they don't let you, but that had, they called it Wharton business school. And you need to know business, you need to know DEALS okay, and they say, I mean you hear this, you hear many people saying this, that, "trump does deals". And the greats say it, you see orban, and they call him strong okay, I'm strong, she's not strong okay, golf it's heavy, you can't just do golf if you're a lady and you know that. But yeah, lady marmalade was what me and Jeff called this one girl, and she was.... I mean, you could do it in those days, and they'd let you and you did it and we all did it and it was great. And that's why okay, that's and you see the shirts and they say it, MAGA okay, MAGA, and it says "make an elephant grapes again" and that's really it. But the whole thing is just a hoax okay, and Hunter Biden did Hillary emails and it's, of course it is right? And it's sleepy joe ON STEROIDS we call it, and where is he now? You don't see him anymore, it's like he's not even running for president, but that's why I think Tim Waltz is gonna be the future vice president."

I make it a point to not actually listen to Trump if at all possible, but I have to know. Is he a "nuclear" guy or a "nukular" guy?
- No he pronounces nuclear correctly, like that one time he said "my nuclear button is much bigger than his" about Kim Jong Un on national television marking the first public threat of nuclear war by the US in decades. Ah, the old days were fun. /s

Look at that banner desperately trying to make the shooting relevant again, as if the country doesn't have more extreme shootings every day.

Trump shootings are just a fact of life, we have to get over it.
- Yes. I'm afraid all I can offer are some thoughts and prayers.
Now now, the poor man got a nick on his ear that healed within days and left no scar. He was lucky to survive an injury that gruesome.

Too many states for this Reds lover to remember

It's true he isn't the first politician but he is the first politician/felon/insurrectionists/adulterer/conspiracy theorist/rapist/pedophile.

imagine if he wins and he is president when he is 82 years old...

Noooooo thank you