Pavlov

Not everyone thinks of dog, there's a bit of a bell curve.

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What else do there Pavlov?
- I thought of the VR shooter Pavlov shack first.
at which end of the curve resides the bellends?
That’s pretty normal. Like, less than sigma.

So Pavlov was sitting in a bar, having a nice cold beer. As the next person came in, the door caused a bell to ring. Pavlov panics: "Oh no! I forgot to feed the dog!"

Pavlov is the Dr, not the dog.
- What? Yeah, I know. A dog sitting at a bar having a beer would be a different joke. Read my joke again.

Next you'll be telling me that Schrödinger wasn't a cat
- How can you know if he was or if he wasn’t a cat?

My daughter was watching Bluey the other day, and Bingo wanted some "Pavlova". I immediately thought it was some reference to them all being dogs and Pavlov.

Nope. Turns out it's actually a dessert named after a Russian ballerina that originated in either New Zealand or Australia in the early 20th century.

I think if any Australians see you you are in deep trouble!
- Is Pavlova a national Australian treasure or something? Wikipedia seems unsure as to whether it originated in New Zealand or Australia.
- I only knew of the Australian connection by reading the last continent

That's not what pavlovian conditioning is though??

I've retrained on Pavlov's cat

I once read that reverse pavlovianism is the application of saliva to a dog's mouth in the attempt to ring a bell.

I always think of the VR game these days

I think of a VR-only shooter where all the kids try to climb on me because I'm usually the tallest motherfucker in the game.

Wife forget his name the other day..

'the Russian dude. Poblob. Polbob.. Palbob... The dog guy.' 'oh pavlov' 'yeah whatever, close enough'

Pob Loblaw’s Dog Blog

That's just how words work

Why is my mouth watering?

Nine nine!

I first heard of Pavlov from the game incredible machines, where if you dangle a banana in front of a mandrill (looks like a baboon to 6 year old me) he would run on the treadmill giving you power for your machines. So I always think of a baboon when I hear pavlov.

I feel like im on the outside of a big joke or something. Why do people think of a dog?

edit: nevermind. my wife just explained it.

I think of Pavlov's Daughter