Inspirational quotes.
Inspirational quotes.
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Nyahahahahahahah
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Really? The america has a blowjob crisis lady?
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We're sexless and afraid.
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Nah lemme consensually bust in that pussy every morning and we good. You don't even need to be up. We got the contract for this.
Shoutouts to TimeStop and FreeUse.
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I want to click the link, but not sure…
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I need just a few minutes of Operahs time. 5 minutes tops. Just need her to tell this to my wife.
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Does this include my boss? Because I’m not opposed to it as such, but he might be.
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This is like famous quotes on Norm MacDonald Live as read by Gilbert Gottfried
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That bit reminds me of this classic from the Onion:
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"Lickitongue, I choose youuuuuuuu!"
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What if my employer is a woman?
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Was she talking about Dr. Oz or Dr. Phil?
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Being grateful is pretty neat but make sure to reciprocate! - "Suck her clit every morning to thank her for choosing you" 🥰
“Flick that bean to let her know how much she means.”
Words to live by.
My girl doesn't like oral :(
But I love giving it so much it's actually a curse
I think the original quote has more of a Weinstien implication but yours is a lot more wholesome