Being grateful is pretty neat but make sure to reciprocate! - "Suck her clit every morning to thank her for choosing you" 🥰
104 0 Reply“Flick that bean to let her know how much she means.”
25 0 ReplyWords to live by.
11 0 ReplyMy girl doesn't like oral :(
But I love giving it so much it's actually a curse
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I think the original quote has more of a Weinstien implication but yours is a lot more wholesome
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Really? The america has a blowjob crisis lady?
34 0 ReplyWe're sexless and afraid.
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never expected oprah to say something i'd expect a self-proclaimed "alpha male" who's actually an incel to say. what a time to be alive...
33 0 Reply(psst it's not a real quote).
65 0 Replylol ate the onion again
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Nah lemme consensually bust in that pussy every morning and we good. You don't even need to be up. We got the contract for this.
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Does this include my boss? Because I’m not opposed to it as such, but he might be.
11 0 ReplyI need just a few minutes of Operahs time. 5 minutes tops. Just need her to tell this to my wife.
11 0 ReplyThis is like famous quotes on Norm MacDonald Live as read by Gilbert Gottfried
9 0 ReplyThat bit reminds me of this classic from the Onion:
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"Lickitongue, I choose youuuuuuuu!"
5 0 ReplyWhat if my employer is a woman?
4 0 ReplyWas she talking about Dr. Oz or Dr. Phil?
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