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Microblog Memes @lemmy.world BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world 4mo ago

Math.

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Glocktopus
- Glocktopussy
  
  Glussi?
- Well that squid is two short
Octopus: shoots twice from each gun
I didn't get it :)
- Cats have 9 lives but octopuses only have 8 arms.
  
  Thanks mate I'm super high
  
  For German cats it would work then, I guess. If I'm not completely mistaken, they have only seven lives according to our saying.
  
  Damn that was a next level joke!
- Cat has 9 lives
Octopus with gun in mouth thing: mmmhh mmmmmmhh mmmmmhh mmmhh!
I got shot eight times, but I'm still breatin'. Livin' proof there's a god if you need a reason. - 9Pac
Commas!
Then the octopus has no guns, as octopuses don't have hands.

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