When a non-binary person uses a computer

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Can't download binaries, must compile everything from source... But then it also becomes binaries, aaaaaaah
- You will be stuck in this loop forever
  
  for(ever) loop
- What if I tell you takes off glasses that the source is already binary?
Any computer they use just turns into a quantum computer by sheer force of will
- Cryptography is in shambles
- Or an analog computer
There are 10 kinds of people in this world
- Those who understand binary
  
  And the other 9.
  
  Or the other 15 people.
  
  (base-16)
  
  Those who understand trinary
  
  And the other 1
What a loss 😏
- Gotta love how we have parodied loss so many times we have quite literally tuned it into a formula 1 2 2 1-
  
  both of you have a problem /s
Just use ternary computers
Literally every enby I know is some sort of programmer.

So that's accurate.
This is unrealistic. NBs are chronically online.
- Whoosh!
Here's my comic about a woman having a miscarriage
B^ U
This is why my computer uses malbolge as assembly
Analog computers: let me introduce myself
I know so many non-binary people that are cursed and every computer they touch just ceases all function.

They must use Linux. It is the only way to lift the curse.

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