A guy says to his wife: "Thanks to that new scale you bought, I always know how much I poop!"
Wife: "So you step on the scale before you poop, go to the toilet, step on the scale again and the difference is the weight of your poop?”
He: “Oh, yeah, I guess you could also do it that way...”
22 0 ReplyMine are mostly 4s, unless I don’t drink a lot of water then they’re 1s or 3s. You?
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This is missing a picture of a razor blade paired with a leg bone sticking out after a compound fracture.
14 0 ReplyPersonally I was looking for decomposed granite
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ITT: People letting an internet stranger make them pick their nose in synchrony.
14 0 ReplyPfft, I was already picking my nose
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Man, ya'll can fit with just one?
I've got 2 around the outside with 4 in the middle and 5 in the back dripping down my throat
Fuck sinus infections.
9 0 Replycurrently 6
Update: it's 5 now. Progress!
9 0 ReplyThats sick! Lol
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I would say barbed wire but pringel is closest on this chart
8 0 ReplySame. Something with spikes.
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None of the above but when I sniffle it in and down my throat the whole back of my mouth goes numb and I start aggressively pitching 6 different business ideas at the same time.
4 0 ReplyI'm worried about all y'all 3s
4 0 ReplyCrunchy on the outside, gummy in the middle. What's wrong with that? It's like fried mozzarella and just as salty.
9 0 ReplyNothing wrong, just my sinuses hurt when my bogies get like that
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Hey, it's free organic soap
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Ever since getting COVID in 2020 my nose is basically 2 like 70% of the time. Painfully dry, completely useless at filtering anything. It depends greatly on the humidity and temperature though. In spring/summer it tends to behave a bit better.
3 0 ReplyLike a pizza fresh out the oven - gooey and even sticky on one side, crusty on the other
2 0 Replythe ones that are 4.5 and it feels like you're pulling it out of your brain...
2 0 ReplyAll right but which one does it taste like?
1 0 ReplyFive, is that bad?
1 0 Reply3for now
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