I am the outwitter!

I mean, if we want to get pedantic, nothing it's stopping a virus from bringing it's own drivers or a whole ass windows vm to pass the usb over ( i rememver the was something of the sort for windows using a windows xp machine for a botnet) It's as always just a matter of how willing are you.

One liner for fixing driver issue, sounds great
- Still faster than snaps /s
If any of you pure Linux guys ever get a virus that installs windows, that's going to be the funniest shit ever.
- Pipes a script from the web in bash whitout checking:
  Reboots to see the windows logo come up
- That would be a very interesting virus.
- They'd be looking like that one chick from the 2016 election that screamed Noooooo!
That sort of reminds me of the FBI patching compromised systems after they take over a botnet.

My infosec skills are far too sophisticated for infiltration (small piece of black tape)

Work laptop, it stays closed, and I use my two screens connected to it. After Covid, everyone wanted video calls. Nope, I'm not getting the laptop out from the back of the desk for you.
Anyone hacking the webcam can get a view of the base of the laptop.
You can get a whole sheet of tiny circle stickers for like, a dollar. I've used them for a decade or more now!
- Yeah but the tape also covers the shitty microphone next to the camera.
  Beat that, circlecuck!!
lots of the tapes ppl use for it are translucent tho lmao
Same (dremel)

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The safest laptops to use: The old ThinkPads still holding on through hopes and dreams.

No webcam.

But some spam mails think i have one.

I think I saw videos of you last week on one of those revenge porn sites. You were going to town on yourself. I’m guessing you didn’t send the bitcoin?

forcing hackers to do free tech support to scam you.

I don't even have a webcam on my desktop. My Thinkpad has a sliding cover on its webcam that stays closed when I'm not using it.

My WebCam has such low resolution I could argue that that’s anybody in the picture. Go ahead.

Low res webcam, massive north facing window behind me (australia), i make people pay dearly for wasting my time with meetings

I keep my webcam unplugged when not in use.

Doctors hate him for this one simple trick!
I simply don't own a webcam. Last time I actually had a use for one was sometime around 2003. That said, I'm still fucked because I made the mistake of buying a phone that uses the camera as the light sensor.
- I keep a webcam because I trust my personal computer far more than my phone when it comes to private comms.

- Framework is thinkpad2
System76 has some machines with hardware camera killswitches too. Big fan of Framework's open-source hardware and ~~firmware~~ microcontroller firmware though.
- Their firmware isn't opensource. At least not fully. Only the EC firmware has been opensourced, that is the firmware for the micro-controller responsible for the battery, keyboard, buttons, LEDs, sensors, and so on...
  The boot firmware, responsible for getting the CPU and hardware in a bootable state, is absolutely proprietary. There is initial support for one specific framework motherboard in coreboot, a partially libre boot firmware, but it's very new and I don't know exactly what is and isn't supported...

CIA Operative: that's the neat part, I know how to make them work

So that means I get a working webcam! It's a win-win! /j
- We get a working webcam. For about the 30 seconds it takes you to fap

What about Intel ME, Microsoft Pluton, the one for AMD. The secret chips that have direct access to your hardware. Basically a blackbox. Same with cellphones. SoC.

the one for AMD
It's called PSP (Platform Security Processor), iirc
And to answer your question:
Old-ass thinkpad as daily driver: Acquired
RPI Pico: Acquired
SOIC Chip programming clip: Acquired
Motivation to get off my ass and actually flash libreboot and me-cleaner: In progress...

I use tape

btw
- and it has flames on it

You can't spy on me through my webcam

I don't have a webcam

With non-working drivers, you effectively don’t! Win-win

Man I remember having to buy a Cisco pcmcia WiFi card for my laptop to be able to support my collages CHAP auth to be able to get WiFi on campus

I used to have to use a USB adapter on my laptop because the built in one was turned off by default and had a Windows only software switch to enable it.

wait are there still webcams that don't work? I've never used them apart from whatever was recommended for 3d printer monitoring and they worked fine.

yeah, I haven't had issues getting a webcam to work in years, just plug and go

You can just write some custom selinux rules to block access. It is pretty simple.

I have a physical switch on my laptop. Physically disconnected USB device as far as Linux is concerned.
That's still software. Unless selinux has a hidden feature where it can physically sever a data connection.
- Well unless the full system is compromised it should be pretty secure. It is from the NSA after all.
  I was kind of joking though