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Some things are just super easy to grow, others take so much effort its too much for the average person. But hell yeah, grow ur own food if u are lucky enough to own a garden.

Yeah. When I lived in NW Florida (ugh), jalapenos grew like weeds in a small pot. Always had way too many.
Also a fun fact: in early spring you can often see green grass-like shoots growing before the grass starts and are quite tall. Those are wild alliums, the same family as garlic, onions and scallions.
- We call it onion grass. I’m always yelling at my dog for eating them.
- I struggle so hard with peppers. Jalapeños growing like weeds sounds like a dream.
- Florida gardener too.
  Jalapenos do great, okra grows in the summer! The summer! Mustard greens will too, and the Stokes. Purple sweet potatoes. In the cooler seasons, collards, lettuces, fennel, I've had surprising success with broccoli and cauliflower. Tomatoes I can grow whenever but birds eat them. Radishes fail me every time. No carrots or radishes have worked, ever.. I just learned asparagus is perennial here, going to try that too.
- Isnt that just chives.
Is garlic easy? Uk climate
- Oh i have no idea, i have never grown garlic so far.
  Often you can get hardier breeds and i would expect it to be possible in the UK as longs as its not freezing.
  This looks like a decent guide. Basically lots of sun, not too much water, lil bit of fertilizer and you are sure to get something.
  https://getbusygardening.com/growing-garlic/
- It's relatively easy, because most pests won't eat it and they are pretty frost resistant. There are winter and summer varieties, so don't mix them up.
- Wild garlic might be a better option if you're able to forage for it.
- I live near a garlic town and it gets fuckin hot there
- Garlic is fine unless you're way up north, it's semi hardy so won't like a prolonged or hard frost but will survive outside just fine.

frantically types on keyboard with the cord stuffed into the dirt

Just got root access.

Nice one. Time to traverse the tree.
- Spanning Tree?
  I hear networking one of those is difficult.

Comes out of the fucking ground.

Sheep... They're woolly... It's wool!
- Fucking eggs come out of their arses!
  Fuckin' 'ell!

Nice 🥒

Infinite food glitch.

Their backyard soon:

Fantastic garden
- There are more. Just search "dacha garden" and you will find.

"It comes out of the fuckin' ground. I couldn't believe it!"

You cannot lose!
Mitchell and Webb have a relevant sketch for almost every situation.
Upvoted and rewatched. Every time.
You know what comes out of their bums?!

Babe, let's play Stardew Valley IRL like omg

Yeah, I hear the graphics are amazing!
- I keep having this glitch where I'm stuck in the opening scene with the jojo cubicle. I'm supposed to get a letter telling me I've inherited a farm but that hasn't happened yet, anyone else got this bug?

Neighbor tried to plant potatoes. She got about six pounds worth of top and no tuber.

We spent weeks debugging and still don't know what went wrong.

Potatoes you have to keep mounding up with dirt to force the plant to grow more roots (tubers) instead of the leafy tops.
- TIL. Thanks.
six pounds worth of top
Where is this neighbor located? Asking for a friend 👀
Top? No tuber?
- All stems and leaves and flowers and shit. But no potatoes growing in the roots of the plants.
- The leafy top is called a haulm and on commercial farms the harvester has a header that removes the haulm before the main part of the harvester scoops up the potatoes. Anyone who's played Farming Simulator is familiar with these machines, such as the Ropa Panther 2.

The Bri'ish pay for wa'er! What's a fuckall?

The trick with garlic is to just bury it everywhere in your garden where there's space, no need for a vegetable garden. The leaves take minimal space and digging them back up only requires making a small hole, plus they apparently keep some pests away.

It's happy in a pot on the windowsill, doesn't much care about soil quality, can be harvested just for the greens.
I plant it everywhere though.

Tomatoes are easy to grow! They just take a fuck ton of water.

I hear they're much tastier than what you buy in the store.
- This is accurate; grocery store tomatoes are bred for durability rather than taste. The canned tomatoes down the soup aisle are honestly better than the fresh ones in the produce section. A large pot in a sunny corner of your back porch can do a lot better than your local supermarket.
- that applies to pretty much every vegetable out there.
- It depends on the cultivar, but usually yes!
You can feed your dog tomatoes, and you don't even have to bother with seeding!
Or fertilizer!
- You don't need a dog for this, you can do it yourself.
Tomatoes and garlic, what else could you possibly need tbh
- Basil, onion.
- Eggs.
  Btw on average, how many eggs grow on an eggplant?
Cries in having no sunlight in the apartment. Mine didn't survive the dark apartment life, so can't confirm.
- Same, friend. :(
  My aloe vera plant is doing ok tho

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Picking up gardening at any age is a good thing not only as a way to stay active and keep your pantry better stocked but you also get a good sense of accomplishment

New life hack: this is what some of the very first human civilizations did to spend their time

Turn your life around with this ancient trick!
- You don't need the future, turn back time to the good ol' days.

Pretty sure it's this youtuber called Pro Home Cook. He and his brother used to do home recipes with limited pantry size and tools. But he got too big and started doing fermentation, sprouting, brewing and gardening.

I need to germinate the marijuana seeds that I have