I finally saw one and was shocked at how stupid it looks. It's like Elon had a grudge with babyproofed corners.
56 0 ReplyHe is edgy boi
28 0 ReplyI saw one while working, and yeah, they look even dumber and more useless in person.
19 0 ReplyI feel the same sense of embarrassment for the driver that I would if I saw some guy masturbating in public.
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Yup spotted my first one on the road just couple days ago, it looks so much worse in person. It had a nice dirty brown tint going on too.
18 0 ReplyI just spotted my first in person yesterday and I agree completely. My kid said "It's shiny" and I said "Yeah, because the alternative to that is to be covered in rust".
7 0 ReplyOne I saw was the same. It looked like it had already been through hell
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That's hilarious, *I* just saw my first one yesterday! They are ridiculous...
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Don't put your finger in that (probably still safer than real one)
40 0 ReplyThe real one will actively try to crush harder if it fails to close, so yes.
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Those after-market accessories really add some flash.
24 0 ReplySaw one yesterday and it really is that bad. The design screams ”Gimmie that ruler, idiot. Now was that so hard?"
21 0 ReplyI literally just saw one in person for the first time like 10 mins ago, truly a hideous vehicle lol
20 0 ReplyWhat shocked me the most was how much stupider it looked when surrounded by normal vehicles. It looks like a cheap prop from an early '70s sci-fi movie - I wouldn't be at all surprised to see Sean Connery climb out of one wearing a codpiece while shouting "renew!"
7 0 ReplyThat was a movie that should have existed but didn't. Man a Zardoz Logan's Run crossover
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Same, but earlier today. How bizarre. And what an ugly piece of shit. Also a big forecast for rain so the dude was living life on the edge.
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More rust resistant too
17 0 ReplyWow the wheels looked bigger on the render why do car companies always do that
16 0 ReplyFake! Unrealistic lack of rust.
14 0 ReplyI'm pretty happy that these pieces of shit are banned here in Europe
13 0 ReplyCan we get a photo shop with some flames coming out of it?
12 0 ReplyI honestly wouldn't believe it was a genuine Tesla unless it spontaneously caught fire.
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Looks too sturdy to be a real cybertruck
10 0 ReplySuch future
9 0 Replymuch wow
5 0 ReplyVery truck
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The raccoons love it
4 0 ReplyBlow this up on Shitter!!
4 0 ReplyActually found this picture on Xitter
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HELL YEAH THAT LOOKS LIKE (a trash) FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
4 0 ReplyCareful with your carrots around that thing...
3 0 ReplyThis new model actually looks good. :p
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