Alien: Another crab? Does the universe not have anything original
81 0 ReplyAlien: Damn, it looks just like my mother-in-law!
10 0 ReplyPlot twist: Aliens are crabs as well
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That’s probably why aliens never made contact with us.
We are freaks of nature. We didn’t evolve into crab.
48 0 ReplyAll our sci-fi series depict bipedal creatures all over the place.
The rest of the universe just isn't represented, man. Make more crab fiction and the aliens will visit!
21 0 ReplyHumans are racist
It’s just political commentary
12 0 ReplyCraaaaaaab people,
Craaaaaaab people,
Taste like crab,
Talk like people
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...yet.
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How do we know it didn't have feathers?
41 0 ReplyRight? Or prehensile tails and yodel like the Swiss do when you carefully crush their nuts in a vice?
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I hope that there is a resurgence of alien sci fi and, using the current trend of trying to be as realistic as possible, we shift from the alien grey model to the craboid.
20 0 ReplyPeak evolution
14 0 ReplyThe perfected form
8 0 ReplyEverything tastes like chicken.
2 0 ReplyWhat about me...do I taste like chicken?
1 0 ReplyYou taste like pork.
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