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example.com New Mother Confirms Childbirth Most Rewarding Experience A Desperate Attention Seeker With No Personality Can Go Through
EVANSTON, IL—In a post celebrating the birth of her daughter, new mother Nicki Dennings confirmed Monday that childbirth was, indeed, the most rewarding experience a desperate attention seeker with no personality can go through. “Wow, only mothers would understand this, but there really is nothing t...
This made me laugh but I would be sad if my mother saw it
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Savage, and I love it.
The Onion doesn't take any hostages
Youre just giving birth now, youre not mother earth now.
Childfree woman here and I cannot stop laughing.
Once again, the Onion is almost too on the nose.
Then calls it 'Kaydenn' and job done.
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