You're viewing a single thread.
I mean it probably tastes like eating out an unwashed diabetic gamer girl, but I've probably also had worse. I'll give it a shot and report back in a couple of days.
That's a very specific descriptive, tell me more.
Minge tastes vaguely of copper. Guinness also tastes quite metallic.
Gamers drink a lot of energy drinks
Diabetics secrete sugars in fluids that wouldn't normally contain sugar.
Unwashed because beer is fermented, just like my true loves lady bits.
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
I'm a humble biologist by trade. It ain't much, but it's honest work.
I'm not confident the expressed carnal knowledge is common to normal biologists.
I said I was humble. I'm sure as shit not normal.
I'm a biologist and can confirm I get like, so much sex. I do sex so often I make bacteria jealous! Yeah, biologists definitely fuck. Yeah.
Thank you for this deeply personal report, boss
That is quite the description indeed.
Oh dear.
Minge tastes vaguely of copper.
Do you only eat out chicks that keep loose change in their front pocket?
Everyone knows girls jeans don't have functional pockets.
Not sure if this is a woosh or if you're just rollin' with it.
I disagreed more with Guinness tasting metallic...
Michael Scott No Meme!
Bro is already triggered.