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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world cinabongo @lemmy.world 1y ago

who's tried it? what does it taste like?

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I'll pass on the Billie Irish.
- fart sound
I consider this to be a hate crime against my people.
- I consider this a hate crime no matter the people.
- Imagine what the Guinness people are thinking about this...
  
  I am the Guinness people. ^^
- This is definitely a hate crime against gamers.
- It's not a hate crime the first time.
This is what Brexit did to Ireland.
Where my hydro homies at in these times of need?
The Billie Irish
- Seriously, make this name a thing if it isn't already
It tastes like blood because you're going to get punched in your potty mouth for ordering it.
How is monster denser than Guiness...
- Guinness isn't that heavy for a stout. Monster will have a ton of sugar as well.
- Nitrogen gas
  
  Pretty sure CO2 is more dense than nitorogen.
  
  Nitrogen also doesn't like to dissolve in water so as to why they add it make no sense to me
  
  Source, I brew beer
Liver failure.
- Cobra's Venom
  
  It's cobra's mist you trole twu
Just guessing, but looks like it tastes like GUINESS -> briefly ass -> MONSTER WRECKING MY BUZZ.
this looks fucking radioactive
Heart attack juice
stuff like this is done in Czechia, which is the country with by far the most consumption of beer per capita.

Diesel is Coke and Beer.

then there is Sprite and Beer.

I am pretty sure Fanta and Beer is a thing too.

plus there are various syrups that can be added to beer, Cherry, Strawberry and Elderberry are the most popular of those
- Beer and Sprite is called Radler in Germany, meaning cyclist because it's often drunken during weekend cycling tours when you don't want a full beer
  
  It's beer and lemonade in Italy
  
  Radler has recently made its way to Korea. I bought some once not knowing what it was. While drinking, I couldn't figure out why I wasn't getting a buzz. I thoroughly checked the can and found out it's got 2-3% alcohol. Needless to say, I haven't bought it since.
- 7up and beer is a Snowwhite in the Netherlands, but nobody's ordered one since the 80s
What a terrible thing to do to a Guinness
Tastes buds: Hell YEAH!!!

Heart: Da fuq!?!?! ..----.....-----...-.... X_x
It must taste like sadness
Ever tried shandy? It's basically that, but Guinness.

The sweetness of the Monster is countered by the stoutness of...the stout, basically making a shandy.
- Wash your mouth out with radioactive waste you dirty Philistine.
  
  Shandy is fine on a hot summer day if you have to drive. Pleasant, even.
  
  That drink is the greatest assault on the Irish nation since bloody Sunday.
IFF (if and only if) I were drunk enough already, only had Guinness in the fridge (don't like the stuff anyways), and also had monster on hand (yeah I drink it instead of burnt bean juice), I would try this.

If it ever happens I'll try and remember to post my thoughts.
- If your bean juice is burnt, you made it wrong. Turn off the hot plate as soon as it's done brewing in traditional drip style. Primary cause of burnt coffee.
  
  That's a good tip, but I assume he meant he drinks juice of burned beans, rather than burned juice of beans. After all, coffee beans do need to be roasted (burned) before you use them!
  
  I've tried many different kinds of coffee that people have sworn by.
  
  If they weren't 90% sugar, the burnt taste/smell overpowered everything else.
Is this legal?
- I will make it legal.
- I will make it legal!
I don't drink alcohol and I am not irish. I am somehow offended ntl.
I didn't try it, but I can confidently answer your question anyway:

Ass.
Not exactly the same but on New Year's I created this monstrosity. Green food coloring, vodka, and Beast Monster with a Takis garnish, served with a side of Tums. It was absolutely noxious.
- this comment gave me a headache, thank you
- That's actually beautiful
No thanks, I've no interest in jumping on the bullet train to death.
This is heresy
It's not even shit beer... Why destroy it?
- It’s a disposable beverage, who cares?
  
  Beer aficionados.
I notice the Monster says "super dry" at the top. I assume that's NOT in reference to its sugar content.
- The ones that are sugar free specify that in big letters, so yeha it's probably the standard 9-12% sugar that most energy drinks are
that looks foul.

cider & guinness on the other hand is LOVELY.
Wait, is monster nitro still around?
- Unfortunately, yes.
  
  Its the best one!
Bartender, a round of Glyphid Slammers please! It's slammin' time!
Like liquid pig testicles.
Mixing alcohol and caffeine is known for being specially dangerous.
- Tell that to my cocaine.
Looks good.
Death
Aaaargh! My eyes!
A Green and Black?

Fuck that shit.

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