Judge all you want girl! This is still better than making out on a bare fucking rock!
This meme is correct because I think the exact same thing! 😉
I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.
Finally a reason to upgrade from my C64!
This person does not have a sibling or else they knew that the turtle doesn't work and a slap to the back of the head would be incoming.
If there's a full grown man standing in front of my truck and I can still see him, I just don't feel safe!
You're making that up, right?
This is from an 80s movie about a distopian future (like RoboCop or Total Recall), right!?
I mean, do you stop at red lights in that situation? You probably have to... Do you keep the speed limit and have some small talk with the guy fighting for his life, while you sit in traffic?
Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn't sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that "yes" and "maybe later" where the only options. She still didn't say yes, but after some time I decided that "later" had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.
Right!? At least on Lemmy I can drink my Pepsi® in peace. Like for real, there's nothing better than scrolling through some funny memes with a delicious can of ice cold Pepsi®, my fellow [insert slang term; plural]!
Fear not! For God has told me what angered him and how we can be forgiven!
You still need a volcano and charged clouds. So you probably don't see that everyday.
Imagin seeing that stuff a couple hundred years ago, without any knowledge about the mechanics behind it. Wild!
Since you got time, take a single minute and focus only on your breath, for like 10 breaths.
Makes it easier to doom scroll without identifying yourself with that feeling of doom. Also it makes me feel gratitude. Don't know why, but I'll take it.
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Edit: Also gut ja, ich gebe zu Tortellini mit Broccoli-Sahne-Sauce und Spaghetti alla puttanesca das hat Pasta für uns gemacht.
Ravioli oder Tortellini, gekochen und kurz in Olivenöl mit Knoblauch und Peperoni angebraten mit Parmesan das versteht sich doch von selbst, oder!?
Aber abgesehen davon, dass Pasta uns ernährt wenn es das Portemonnaie nicht kann und der neuartigen Verwertungsmöglichkeit für Weizen... Ja, Lasagne sollte man erwähnen.
Aber abgesehen davon und von Linguine mit Rote Bete und Ziegenkäse, Casarecce mit karamellisierten Zwiebeln & Speck, Tagliatelle mit Weichkäse und Nüssen, Fusilli Bucati Corti mit Grünkohl & Feta, Fettuccine mit Spinat, Lachs, Gorgonzolasoße, Spaghetti all’ Assassina, Spaghetti Carbonara, Cannelloni mit Ricotta Spinat sowie Tagliatelle mit Räucherlachs, Paprika und Majoran... was hat Pasta jemals für uns getan!?