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Where does a mummy go when his back hurts?

Where Do Hamburgers Go To Dance?

Darling

Count on it.

Does this count?

Scientists Are Working To Combat A New Affliction Nicknamed the "Peekaboo Virus".

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What do you call pilfered confections?

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Did you hear about the girl born in the post office?

James Bond (Twonks)

Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.

What do you call security guards at Samsung's mobile division?

I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf

A delicacy

Boneless Battle 🦴

I bought a thesaurus the other day but when I went to use it all the pages were blank...

What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?

There are signs

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