Dad goals
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Why don't penguins worry about polar bears?
Garak Todd: The Demon Barbour of Promenade Parkway
Rene Decartes walked into a cafe and ordered a glass of wine.
I Was Offered A Job At The Fishmonger's...
Odds Are Slim That I'll Ever Visit A Casino...
What do you often find Punny?
Chuckle
I Bought A Wig Today For Only A Dollar.
I don't like Orion's Belt.
I'm a huge fan of tower clocks.
Inside of you there are two wolves, according to proverb.
My sister got mad and threw my phone out the window.
I like wild game, but I find moose tastes a lot like chocolate pudding.
So this is math, is it?
Exercise is imporant
Never buy a dog from a locksmith
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his grinder?
I'm friends with only 25 of the letters of the alphabet.
