The best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.
The best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.
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2 0 ReplyIf that's the best part of marriage, then your spouse can be replaced by a stick.
42 0 ReplyScritches with love are infinitely better than scratches from a stick.
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13 0 ReplyYeah op needs to work on his flexibility.
6 0 ReplyA flexible stick made of silicone
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I beg to differ. The best part is they cannot be compelled to testify against you (and vice versa). (In the USA.)
(We didn't do anything, I just don't like being compelled.)
6 0 ReplyThat's what door frames are for. My wife is for chocolate mini cupcakes with almond buttercream. Among other things.
5 0 ReplyObviously there are other wins, but you know this is a big thing.
9 0 ReplyWife just had me do that last night although truth be told Im the one asking for it more often.
5 0 ReplyBack scratches from my husband are like, the most amazing relaxing thing!
5 0 Replysad Stephen Hawking noises
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