Do not help us. This is what we deserve.

Canada here. Our eggs are cheap.

You want em?

Take your trade war agression and shove it up your ass!

You want to take our sovereignty away?

…starve.

<intentionally drops an egg while smiling>

Denmark, from who they want to steal Greenland. They are obviously terminally stupid in Washington.

Help? Help? What happened to wanting to be a proud independent country that don't need no allies.

This is why we HAD allies. Had. To assist with the largesse we consume as Americans. You don’t get to swing your orange dick around at the world, offending and assaulting every ally, and then ask for help.

Citizen of the United States here. Don’t. Assume whatever this orange anal fistula offers to pay will in fact not be paid. Assume whatever agreement brokered will immediately be ignored or violated. Assume this pus filled clementine will still try to “take” Greenland.

Let this shithole 3rd world country burn. It asked for fascism in the form of egg prices, let them deal with their egg prices.

Ask Canada… oh, wait!

WOMP WOMP WOMP, EH?

Good thing we've got so many international allies and are known for being such a stable, reliable economic partner. Now, if you'll excuse me, I haven't read the news in two months and I need to catch up on current events.

As a true American, don't help us with eggs, it'l hurt your country in the long run. Let us suffer so we can get our heads out of our asses and purge the nazis.

"You will become part of the US."

two days later....

"Bro my egg prices are high, can you help a brotha out?"

So Trump can't get it under control. Got it.

Let me see... since new years you have threatened to annex Greenland, had Musk call our finest astronaut retarded, called our Prime Minister retarded, recently Roger Stone called one of our conservative politicians a sick demented asshole on Twitter when said politician asked for the general secretary of NATO to not joke about Trump and Greenland and... oh yeah, Trump and Vance attacked and insulted our dear friend, President Zelenskyj on world wide TV.

So...... how about no? Oh, I'm sorry: no, thank you.

Hilarious. The US reaching out to the people they've insulted, threatened or victimized in some way, shape or form and asking them for help. And when they get refused, they'll tell the American people that everyone is being so mean to them.

Oh now Trump wants allies?

Recognize the passive voice: "The US has reached out". They don't say Trump reached out or the Trump administration reached out.

Air delivered eggs from another continent, surely they're going to be cheap. If only there were at least two neighboring countries that could be able to send them for cheaper...

I would love to see NATO countries (besides the US) band together and say:

”We will come together to support our great ally, so long as she saves herself. Upon the acceptance of President Trump's and Vice President Vance's resignation, we will provide the aid that our friend needs."

Trump could, in fact, be the hero here. He could walk away from the presidency with a win. For added measure, these countries could write lofty and wonderful articles about Trump's selflessness.

We know he won't.

Aside: I'm not saying Mike Johnson would make a good president. But let's take this one thing at a time.

I thought the US didn’t need anything from anyone else? Isn’t that what you said?

Lay your own eggs, turkey looking cunt.

Ask for 50% mineral rights and a thank you.

This is a joke right? Something from the Onion? Why would any country help out Trump now?

The Norwegian government will offer eggs, and we will only ask for the state of New York or as we like to call it: Nye Jorvik. The citizens of Nye Jorvik will enjoy all the benefits from a stabile, functioning social democracy.

The fastest way to have a people turn on it's leaders is for the food supply to be threatened.

Wouldn't it be wonderful if Americans turned on their leaders?

Hold the line Denmark. Don't pull a fucking Australia. Fuck those guys.

I don't know if it helps anyone, but you don't need eggs to survive

I would not send a single good egg until Jan 2029.

Yah, we're going to need you to go fuck yourself.

Well, well, well... if it isn't the consequences of your own actions

Oh? I was under the impression you didn't need us lesser and grifter nations? That we took you for a ride?

Hm... I propose a fair trade - you might even call it "the best deal ever". Our eggs, for your cards.

Wait, I forgot. Your cards lost their value recently, as they couldn't do shit for Ukraine against our common enemy.

The eggs aren't even that much more expensive to produce. The hit has only been about 2%. There's still plenty of eggs. And it's the same with getting free range eggs instead of battery/cage - the increase in production price is pretty small, really.

It comes down to the same thing: the market charging premiums. They charge more for free range because it's 'luxury'. They charge more for organic because it's 'lifestyle'. And they charge more for eggs during US strife because it's 'supply and demand'.

They have the supply. They also have an excuse, and nobody is regulating them. The country doesn't need to buy eggs en masse, it needs to regulate pricing.

Is this some kind of sick joke?? Get fucked.

I'm not saying we should...

But negative tariffs on eggs coming out of the USA and ridiculous tariffs on eggs going into the USA would tickle my funny bone

everything except actually putting the companies responsible in check.

Americas chickens coming home to roost

European nations, please say that you will export eggs only when the idiots are out of power.

We use the word eggs in German the way yankies use nuts or balls. That said, yes, you can swallow our eggs, dear US government.

Meanwhile, the egg department in my grocery store is absolutely full not a single carton sold.

Nobody's paying eight bucks for a carton they can rot.

Meanwhile I bought a pack of chicken breasts at 267 a pound which is the normal price.

There's no shortage of chickens, there's no shortage of eggs

Kneel down and beg.

Hi, please don't. Let us suffer so these fuckers can hurt more. - Californian

No, fuck you.

Denmark: Did you say "please" even once?

Non

I fucking hate living in the US. It's embarrassing.

Has America considered asking Panama for eggs? Or Gaza?

America, Fuck You Asshole!

Trumpty Dumpty

Iraq: has oil

Murca: we declare a freedom on you!

Canada: has oil

Murca: we declare a freedom on you!

Denmark: has eggs

Murca: we declare a freedom on you!

Time to educate Trump in the fine art of export tariffs.

And they all answered "yes, you can eat our eggs, but not how you would expect"

charge us more, seriously

That would increase the prices in the exporting countries. It's not as if there's such a huge surfeit that they're being destroyed.

Get bent, United States!

Yeah, good luck with that America after you've insulted and threatened every ally that would sell us eggs.

Dumbasses.

No - Bugs Bunny.

Oh nooo, won't someone think of poor America.

It sucks that this is happening.

Food staples becoming a cost-prohibitive thing, regardless of who's elected, is extraordinarily bad. I wish people could get past their reflexive need to point fingers and root for the other team to fail over this, because I'd think that wanting people to be able to eat is something we could all agree on.

Oh, we can all egg you.

Get on your knees and beg, donny.

only if you kick russia out of Ukraine.

The world: How much are your eggs?

Trump: $100

The world: Sure we'll help... that will be $99.

I propose a deal. It could be known as the best deal ever! The US ramps up support of Ukraine, so they can finally beat Russia and get peace. Then invite Ukraine into NATO. This also forms a buffer for Europe against Russia. Then Europe will send you all the eggs you need, for free.

Implement fucking price controls before you beg for European eggs ffs

Maybe it's time for Europe to make a Trump-style "deal" with the US for Ukraine

What does it mean the US has reached out? Individual store chains? State governments? Certainly not Trump.

Rest of the world: “No”

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆👍

'Request denied', this is an AI response derived from our 'don't give a damn' American Tech programmers.

Didn't their leader said they don't need to rely on other countries?

Maybe I’m uninformed in these things. But isn’t it super easy to get the supply of eggs increased domestically? Even in a country like India which almost has 1.5 billion people, I’ve never heard about a shortage of eggs.

Hah! Get wrecked, cunt!

How much do eggs cost at the moment?

Other countries: "No. Thank you." 🤭🤭🤭🖕🖕🖕

lol

UNREAL.

Eggs are being seized at the border and destroyed