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Why are squirrels so present in your strange desires?
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Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml egoisdeath @lemmy.ml
Where have you most intimately experienced denial?
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What do you judge me for?
    • Is Ozempic right for you?

  • I shove all things from factories in my body. It's fine.

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    What should be the punishment for asking, "Am I the only one who...."?

  • Am I the only one who doesn't mind this?

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    Who decided cilantro was food?

  • Kim

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    How did you get so smart and handsome?

  • Modesty is a very likeable quality.

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    How did you get so smart and handsome?

  • Wow. You're funny too!

    • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml egoisdeath @lemmy.ml
    How did you get so smart and handsome?
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    Will the devil possess me if I eat seitan?

  • That sounds like a very likely clerical error

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    Who did your parents warn you about?

  • guys selling ground beef out of their trunk

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    Where do we store all the daylight saved during daylight saving time?

  • where the sun don't shine

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    What's the most futile form of protest?

  • squatting silently in a basement alone

    • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml egoisdeath @lemmy.ml
    Why is there a clown in your closet right now?
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    WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

  • my name is mud

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    Ask me anything, and then edit the comment to make my reply look bad.

  • If you met Kim Jong-un, what would you say to him?

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    What are all these criminals doing on my TV?

  • nothing good

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    Do you sleep with a fan on?

  • No. I sleep with an outboard motor running in my closet.

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    Anyone have a good suggestion on how to block generated blog spam from google search results?
    • Introducing Banana to Lemmy 🍌🐈

  • I am probanana

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