How did you get so smart and handsome?

It was unilaterally declared by my grandmother sometime when I was small. NATO has yet to issue an injunction so I believe the ruling stands, under international law.

Forced lobotomies and facial disfigurations.

Fix the bell curve in your favor.

I ate ALL of my veggies even though they're icky and did ALL of my homework even though it was hard. Momma said that makes me handsome and smart.

You know you're talking to a mirror, right :)

I started lying to myself

not smart and not handsome, sadly. i'm definitely somewhat average in both camps.