poob has it for you
Slorp is now BONTO!
BONTO! is shutting down end of June
2010: I wish they had TV on the Internet
2025: I wish nobody had TV and nobody had Internet
Have you seen this old show? Season 1, 2, 3, 9 and 12 is available on streaming service 1, the rest on streaming service 2, except season 7 and half of season 11 which are on service 3 and the rest of season 11 is unfortunately not available anywhere.
You can find the complete series in 4K all in one torrent, though.
Instead of paying for Sky, I usually watch football at the Poob 👍
the tinyurl link goes to a 90s Hungry Jacks ad for Yumbos.
because this is firmly in poe's law territory, i searched for "pibmow" which returned a wikipedia article for something called "pribnow box" which i figured was a set top streaming appliance, from which (until clicking it) i briefly inferred that everything in this post was real.
Fuck this is too real. The assholes who force the company to implement these additional platforms usually fuck off right before they officially roll out and leave everyone else scrambling to figure out how it works.
a rhousand years ago when I was in high school we had a throwaway day where we decided to have an elementary style show and tell instead of watch another shitty movie, and one girl brought in her pet skunks and they were named skok and skunt. they were both female skunks.
Skiss and Skitt
The best skunk names possible
It's literally on bebo. Use your lala login. Haven't you ever used fupu before?
bebo was (is?) a thing
According to government records, the only names not yet trademarked are "Popplers" and "Zitsels."
POOB!
How did you make it so big?
It's actually not the worst name for a srreaming service, considering Philo Farnsworth was a key developer of modern electronic-scan TV.
Turns out, that's exactly who it was named after
...Skunt?
I really hope that one is Australian and short for YouSkunts. The ads would be great: Oi, wot ah youse cunts wachin? YouSkunts!
Hey! No need to call names!
Relevant Wizards With Guns video
I'm about to flip a grunt.
wait, does this mean i can finally watch my quibbies on philo?
Yes but you still need to use your quetzl login for now.
neepee
that logo looks awfully similar to phind.com. Maybe I just did not see enough logos.
