Chick-fil-A owner, of the Christian company who sponsored anti-gay hate groups, allegedly drove 400 miles to abuse teen

He’s a franchise owner

Which depending on how many stores he has, might actually make him a ceo etc.(usually, franchises are held in a llc or similar to protect assets of the owner from it going tits up or whatever. Usually each store is its own company, though a new location might be pooled together with an established one to feed assets while it becomes established.

Depending on how much media attention he gets… Chick-fil-A might force him to sell. For reference it takes 10k start up (and whatever else you need for the building and shit,)

Yes, that's important. I'm sure the victim is happier now that you've clarified that bit.

Fewer*

This is fucking brilliant. Wish I had the nerve to climb one of those signs and change the wording to this. LMAO.

They should also hand out pocket pussies and dildos at their restaurants. They can put them in their children’s meals.

What do you, mean it has all, the punctuation you could, want

Can you imagine you wake up in the middle of the night and find some dude in his late 40s in your house, banging your teenager?

I didn't read the article and assumed that he drove that far to yell at a kid who worked in one of his stores.

Yes.

Edit: lol someone downvoting what the company itself gives as the reason for them being closed on Sunday.

No, it's wrong to rape children on sundays. You have to take a day off.