bonus if she's real
bonus if she's real
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Now, I don't want to be too picky, but her being alive would be nice.
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Hi mom, hi dad! Meet my gf [redacted]!
whispering
Yes, she's a little bit dug up corpse, but don't say that around her: she's kinda sensitive about it.
(Stolen from a random video/podcast)
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I also get upset when people say i look like a corpse,
Just because i am one doesn't mean you have to constantly point it out!
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I mean, alive, consenting age, not Intellectually disable, not in a coma.. also, we all know can"t be fat
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instance checks out
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Not even that. If they are just feminine thats enough for me
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furries have entered the chat
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Female (optional)
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So closed-minded! I'm sure you could loosen a bit this criterium, think of all the cute cat-eared femboys available in your area.
edit: typo
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Same energy as a straight dude trying to 'fix' a lesbian.
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Bro we are in a shitposting community
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This is what Arlo's legs actually look like.
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just below the camera it just instantly cuts to full-sized human legs wearing thigh-highs, mercifully the transition is hidden by the miniskirt
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Well something could certainly be loosened, and im not referring to the criterium
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They are pretty good at hiding in my area.
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So what distro of Linux do you use?
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Alpine :3
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Negotiable...
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-ish
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Too bad you're cutting off half of human population! ;-)
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Meanwhile, here are my Garfield requirements:
- is an orange cat
- is funny
- is part of a comic strip called "Garfield"
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My Garfield requirements are #1 and #3
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You only date females? Wow that's a really offensive and insensitive thing to say. Also unrealistic, as this criteria blocks out half of all people. Prepare to get cancelled /s
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Preferably but negotiable.
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Someone is being too picky...
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I'll settle for a ai driven robot girlfriend at this point.
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Contentious
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Those requirements disclude many other options. You may want to reconsider.
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@Deceptichum@kbin.social knows how I feel about girlfriends.
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Why? What do they know? :o
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Girlfriends have a poor ROI. No serious financial advisor would recommend having a girlfriend in your portfolio.
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Mine is