Mine is
- Consenting adult
114 0 ReplyNow, I don't want to be too picky, but her being alive would be nice.
78 0 Reply> Hi mom, hi dad! Meet my gf [redacted]!
*whispering*
> Yes, she's a little bit dug up corpse, but don't say that around her: she's kinda sensitive about it.
(Stolen from a random video/podcast)
29 0 ReplyI also get upset when people say i look like a corpse,
Just because i am one doesn't mean you have to constantly point it out!
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I mean, alive, consenting age, not Intellectually disable, not in a coma.. also, we all know can"t be fat
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46 0 ReplyNot even that. If they are just feminine thats enough for me
46 0 Replyfurries have entered the chat
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So closed-minded! I'm sure you could loosen a bit this criterium, think of all the cute cat-eared femboys available in your area.
edit: typo
31 0 ReplySame energy as a straight dude trying to 'fix' a lesbian.
27 0 ReplyBro we are in a shitposting community
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This is what Arlo's legs actually look like.
10 0 Replyjust below the camera it just instantly cuts to full-sized human legs wearing thigh-highs, mercifully the transition is hidden by the miniskirt
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Well something could certainly be loosened, and im not referring to the criterium
6 0 ReplyThey are pretty good at hiding in my area.
5 0 ReplySo what distro of Linux do you use?
4 0 ReplyAlpine :3
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Negotiable...
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30 0 ReplyToo bad you're cutting off half of human population! ;-)
28 0 ReplyMeanwhile, here are my Garfield requirements:
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is an orange cat
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is funny
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is part of a comic strip called "Garfield"
21 0 ReplyMy Garfield requirements are #1 and #3
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You only date females? Wow that's a really offensive and insensitive thing to say. Also unrealistic, as this criteria blocks out half of all people. Prepare to get cancelled /s
19 0 ReplyPreferably but negotiable.
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15 0 ReplySomeone is being too picky...
13 0 ReplyI'll settle for a ai driven robot girlfriend at this point.
8 0 ReplyContentious
4 0 ReplyThose requirements disclude many other options. You may want to reconsider.
4 0 Reply@Deceptichum@kbin.social knows how I feel about girlfriends.
3 0 ReplyWhy? What do they know? :o
4 0 ReplyGirlfriends have a poor ROI. No serious financial advisor would recommend having a girlfriend in your portfolio.
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