Dude I wish. Do you know how many of my posts have been reported for 'viral' or 'guerilla marketing'? As if there's someone out here paying my fat gay ass to post a random meme about fuckin Dennys. I genuinely got a screenshot of a report saying as much about a post of mine yesterday.
I would gladly shill out, you fuckin kidding me? Daddy desperately needs new clothes. The last clothes that I bought that weren't underwear or socks was a pair of pants 5 years ago.
Damn dude, when one of the best memers of our time is hangin’ on by threads. You should get paid for your Car Talk with Martok series. Tell the Founders you need a raise.
Saw an actual first-person 4D game being developed and it's even more fascinating than these ones which show slices instead of the real insanity of the projection!
I vaguely remember there being some sort of cheese where you just change something stupidly far back in the past that was a bit of a balance headache, wonder if they did something about it.