1y ago

anon gets an opportunity

11/10/21(Wed)18:07:27 No.158997931
>158997375 (OP) #
psychiatrist asks what I enjoy doing
tell him I like doing "image edits"
he asks if l ever post them
l tell him I do and that they're used by other people and potentialy seen millions of times but it's all posted anonymously
he gets really interested and asks to see
show him over 100 original pepe edits
he says he's seen the character before
next session
him and 2 other psychiatrists are in the room, says he invited them to help me
they ask more about my memes
show them my greentexts which were reposted by redditors and got tens of thousands, up to millions of views
show them my original memes that have "know your meme" pages or big online presences they're recording me and taking notes the whole time through
get uncomfortable and don't book a follow-up appointment
doctor has offered to cover all further sessions and meet with me 3 times a week as a "case study"

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And in other things you've read about on the Internet, I have a 14 inch penis.
- Same. My wife had to get me a couple girlfriends just to give her a break.
  
  We've all been there
- I hope you're proud of yourself.
- Amateur. I've grown my penis 20 inches in the last 10 weeks and you won't believe how.
- He just like me fr
Yes everyone, you’re very clever. This is not a real story. But it’s very in-theme for the community and is pretty entertaining so
- I am pretty sure all stories on 4chan (or at least /b/) are fake and non-heterosexual.
  
  The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
- The funny thing is we literally don't and may never know if it's a real story or not. Weird shit happens all the time, someone's bound to post about it.
  
  I know it's not real because I'm the sole proprietor of all pepe memes and write all green text.
- I mean, its not completely outside the realms of possibility. I imagine regular frogposters arent the kind of people to go into therapy and talk about frogposting.
  The psychology of 4chan users would certainly be interesting if dissected by professionals actually speaking with the users in person, definitely a paper worth reading. Not saying that its real, just that its not completely impossible.
  
  I mean, it actually is completely outside the realms of possibility? You could lose your license for ambushing a patient with 2 other psychiatrists who haven't been previously approved by the patient to receive a case history.
  Like, I was amused by the story, but let's not pretend this is has any relationship with a factual reality
“tell us more, anon” is a sentence I never thought anyone would ever say.
- Definitely, but it is quite fitting that the first known one to say it is a psychiatrist working on a paper lmfao
That psychiatrist's name? Albert Einstein. And then everyone clapped.
- I good surgeon. The best!
Generally the additional psychologists could risk losing their license to practice or they could get served a malpractice lawsuit if they were to leak anything from the session, but I think it's still worth stating that if they are not your doctor and you are not their client then you do not necessarily have confidentiality and you should be worried about that until you have an agreement in writing.
- good advice if the story and all the characters weren't completely made up with no basis in reality
  
  Good Advice regardless, tho
  
  It's the internet we all know they're lying. We just enjoy to play pretend with our minds.
That happened.
- Yes, like most greentexts. Such is the the nature of a platform with no repercussions for posting
  
  As the psychologist of the patient referenced in the story, I'm incensed at the suggestion it is untrue. My credentials are on file with all the relevant authorities if you must check.
- Of all thing in the universe that didn't happen, this one happened the least.

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