"Well they do make toys for adults..."

I have no idea what this is and I am torn between my curiosity and the preservation of my innocence.

Bad dragon sells adult sex toys of a wide variety, most common being dildos. Dildos that are modeled off of dragons or other fantasy-esque creatures.
I kinda want one.
Who am I kidding. Not even kinda. I absolutely want one. A specific model and everything. I just cannot remotely afford it and likely never will...
- adult sex toys
  I'd like to think that most if not all sex toys are adult sex toys.
- I just cannot remotely afford it
  Let be honest, prices is kinda insane there. Imagine someone, who deliberately would tell "oh, $200 for a silicon toy that I will not use more then one time or even probably never, that I wanna buy just for pure esthetic purpose. What a steal!".
- Curiosity won out and I looked them up. Far tamer than what my imagination was cooking up.
  Did you notice that they have a clearance section for those not particular about coloring?
- MeatCanyon on YouTube, a horror movie buff and animator, was making vids with a giant bad dragon tentacle just wobbling around on his desk.
  Fuckkng hilarious lol
- I don't need/want one, but I do want this cup.
  I do think they're neat though.
- Which model though?
Ok, seems like it's a company that sells furry and scaley themed sex toys.
I’m guessing it’s like furries, without the fur. A scaley??
- Both; I have two ligers (lion+tiger hybrid; discontinued, don't recall his name), and a werewolf (David). Some are staples like the original Duke (the "bad dragon") or Chance (horse). Others come and go. There are also several competitors which I haven't been a customer of myself (Primal Hardware is a big one). My master has toys from both BD and PH, and seems to like the toys from both.
I assume dragon penis dildos.
- And many others, but yes
Dildos, larger then your forearm and shape like dragon dongs. Great fir really kidnapping your princess.

Sex toys aside, that's a great logo and I'd be proud of any graphic designer that made that

It's just a dragon head?
- A cursory search for "dragon head icon" might clarify just how colossal the volume of shite designs truly is. This is clean, legible, and distinct.
- Dude just really likes dragons I guess

My wife has a BD sticker on her water bottle. We joke about it, either you know what it is and are likely having a laugh or just assume it's a normal brand you just don't know.

If you own a BD product, you're likely at least semi okay with sex. It's good fun stuff :)

Someone somewhere has 14" dildo with a coffee cup sticker on it.

That could be me, if I had a coffee cup sticker!
- I have a sticker from my pork supplier but I don't have any dildos that need stickers.
I bet there are several with "My Little Pony" logos.

Being aware of one of the most widely known sex equipment companies on the internet means being a degen from up north eh? I dunno......

It's called equipment now?! Back in my day they were battery operated "personal massagers."

Or, allude to a quote from classic media, and comment "I haven't seen that since grade school."

Knowing the folks that want bad dragons, I think they want that kind of public humiliation

fellas, is it a genetic defect to masturbate?

Semen retention grants super powers or something
With something that makes a standard football look small?

Just hope no one in HR is also never seeing the light of Heaven else you're in trouble

No one in HR is ever seeing the light of Heaven from anywhere but below.

"no, not gaming, but they are in entertainment."

Oh cool, what do they do?
- Fantasy roleplay.
  Oh, like Dungeons and Dragons?
  Yes, and no.

Until someone google’s it, gets called to HR for their browsing history, and then rats you out

I didn't know this store existed. They really do have some tasteful degeneracy sticks on offer I have to admit.

Oh there are so many of these! Nothosaur is a Japanese company. They have a lot of interesting models that are a bit more out there than what you'd see at BD.
Weredog is UK based, and very similar to Bad Dragon. I think they've had some sort of cooperation in the past? Unsure.
Since I'm Swedish I also have to mention Twilight Meadow, based in Sweden. They have some Nordic Folklore inspired ones. They've a few new models, and I think they've updated an old one. Very tempting. 👀
- Well, those were a series of interesting rabbit holes (no pun intended)
  Also, it reminds me of those anthropological finds of various phalluses that are described as 'ritualistic objects' in dry academic texts....*nope, they were totally dildos. *
  Who knows in several thousands of years they'll be digging up Bad Dragon dildos and holes and describing them as 'ceremonial objects'
Also a lot of swag. Imagine getting a gift from them and it's fucking playing cards.

Is it sexual harassment if I ask if I can witness it's use?

Yes. Not about harassment part tho.

"i put their products in my butt. sexually. anyway, I'll be working on Spring '24 intake appraisals at least half the day, so can we reschedule the reaccreditation debrief for tomorrow?"