“My how you’ve grown!”
“I’m onto you, grandma.”
Eh, I'll take it at this point...
I'll happily take a state appointed surveillance gf
"He's got a bunch of ebooks for improvised munitions and amphetamine synthesis, but he's way too fucking stupid and lazy to do anything with it. Please dear god can you take me off this assignment"
""Oh God he's looking at memes again..."
Me, training in counterintelligence my entire life just in case I ever get a date:
How dare she come in to my box????
Mail order bride
Damn, even the state doesn't want me
My girlfriend will be pissed you called her a statist
"I don't care who the IRS sends, I'M NOT PAYING TAXES"
If a woman showed interest (lolol), I'd unironically be inclined to ask her who she works for...
There's no hope for me anymore.
This, but unironically.
And often these women look like Mrs. Puff...
Exterminate all rational thought. That is the conclusion I have come to.
