Virgin Everything vs Chad Stargate
Virgin Everything vs Chad Stargate
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Meanwhile true SG fans cry in P90s
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I mean, zats were so stupid they were practically written out of the show.
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The 1, 2, 3 special was used in maybe one episode to "hide" some bodies, then conveniently forgotten in all future episodes.
3 shots disintegrates didn't really make sense with a weapon that basically just fucked your nervous system up.
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Zats were used a ton. It was the disintegration mode that was softlocked.
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Even Jaffa sticks looked better than the "random plumbing supply" weapons.
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Those Dalek space plungers had hella better energy beams than jaffa sticks. When that shit hit you, you died.
Jaffa stick hit? Standard paramedics gear and youre good to go.
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Originally it only paralyzed you. It would seem the Dalek weapon has a range of settings like a Star Trek phaser does
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Erhm ACHSHUALLEE the energy beams came out of the Whisk, not the plunger.
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Zat’nik’tel
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Stun. Kill. Disintegrate. In that order every single time.
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Just a heads up, that's the tenth doctor represented in your meme, but the 11th doctors sonic screwdriver. Oh boy wouldn't that be embarrassing, hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
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Use two.
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Pretty sure the P90 is the equivalent for Stargate.
gestures to Ma'Tok staff weapon
This is a weapon of terror. It's made to intimidate the enemy.
gestures to P90
This is a weapon of war. It's made to kill your enemy.
Most brilliant moment in all of science fiction. Actual demonstration of an actual weapon mixed with meta commentary on science fiction weapons in general and how villains can't ever seem to shoot straight.
Or how the Asgardians kind of look down on human tech as primitive and yet have to bring in humans for help because they solve problems.
Like having a weapon to kill Replicators that accelerate a metal chunk with a chemical explosion.
I love that scene so much
Yeah, C4 is not exactly a ranged weapon unless it’s paired with an impact detonator and flung via trebuchet.
Then we just strap naquadah on the C4 and blow the whole continent up. There you have your range.
"Yeah, C4 is not exactly a ranged weapon"
Not with that attitude it isn't.
And lightsabres are?
Claymores certainly have range.