Some of you shits need this

Bruh, this should have gone in !pissposting@lemmy.world

Way of the road, Bubs

So I remember one time a friend told me a story about how he angered a semi truck by cutting them off, and the driver responded by throwing a bottle of "Mountain Dew" on their car.

He seriously believed that. I had to explain to him that he most likely got hit by a trucker's piss bottle.

I want to see the job posting for this position…

That mascot suit looks like a heatstroke generator

"kids can get their picture taken for only $5" How much for adults?

Bruh I giggled like a fucktard when I saw “urine trouble” for some reason I found that hilarious

Everybody knows you're supposed to throw your piss jugs up into the trees.

I never towed banners myself, I went straight into instruction. But the guys pulling banners always talked about using a gatorade bottle half full of kitty litter.

Ya'll...don't use kitty litter?

You know it just occurred to me right this moment, but towing banners is advertising, and fuck advertising. Glad I never got into that racket.

I’ll photoshop myself into this one for free. It’ll take four hours to get it juuust right (because I suck at photo editing), but I’ll convince myself it was worth it because I saved $5.

I need this guy on some of my job sites, I swear.

is this real because i love it

I don't get why motherfuckers don't just pour it out and use the bottle again.