Bruh, this should have gone in !pissposting@lemmy.world
Way of the road, Bubs
Fuckin’ way she goes
What is drunk?
Just recycle please
So I remember one time a friend told me a story about how he angered a semi truck by cutting them off, and the driver responded by throwing a bottle of "Mountain Dew" on their car.
He seriously believed that. I had to explain to him that he most likely got hit by a trucker's piss bottle.
Bless your naive friend
"kids can get their picture taken for only $5" How much for adults?
If you bring a child it's free but if you come alone it's $9.99
What a deal! I'll take 100
It's the way of the road.
I never towed banners myself, I went straight into instruction. But the guys pulling banners always talked about using a gatorade bottle half full of kitty litter.
Ya'll...don't use kitty litter?
You know it just occurred to me right this moment, but towing banners is advertising, and fuck advertising. Glad I never got into that racket.
Use wood pellets. Less smelly.
I’ll photoshop myself into this one for free. It’ll take four hours to get it juuust right (because I suck at photo editing), but I’ll convince myself it was worth it because I saved $5.
You'll miss out on PJM's patented olfactory experience then bub.
is this real because i love it
No, look at the shadow. It's AI generated.
The truck is also odd.
$5 well spent, can't put a price on piss memories
No more free apple juice for me I guess.
