It won’t work for all girls, but it will work for the right girl.
80 0 ReplyIt would absolutely have worked on me... back in the day
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"Whoops, I dropped my monster admission pass that I use for my magnum botanical garden."
58 0 ReplyIt's not the size of your arboretum...
10 0 ReplyIt's not the growth of your trees
It's the arrangement of your gardens
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Heyyyyy…What’s your third favorite cactus?
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She knows the botanical gardens are free access but pretends not to
32 0 ReplyShit, it's $15 per person in Denver. An annual pass would work on me for sure. I have the zoo and the science museum but a girl can only afford so many memberships.
19 0 ReplyThere's always Hudson Gardens.
I guess $15 isn't given how much there is to see.
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Phipps in Pittsburgh, which is wonderful, is not free and I have 100% taken multiple dates there and its always a panty-dropper
13 0 ReplyNot all of them, obvs
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I remember a guy I went on a date with whipped out his annual museum membership pass when we went there. It legitimately sealed the deal for me.
We went on many more dates.
26 0 ReplyAnd you're currently married?
7 0 ReplyNo, but unfortunately, he was.
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I bought a botanical garden pass last year. Solid deal.
Much of it goes to upkeep and giving a job to Betty, a 70yo cashier.
17 0 ReplyHe must use Arch.
15 0 ReplyMe with my annual state park pass
9 0 ReplyMy move was a Five Guys frequent customer card with all the holes punched out. Who would pass up a free burger?
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