Or was this the first example of gurilla paid advertisement in the comments section? "How do I advertise my dental practice? I know I'll pretend I was disturbed by a telegram and they shall print my complaint! And it shall goeth viraleth"
Almost certainly.
indubitably
Was expecting something like: "We've been trying to reach you about your horse and buggy warranty."
Those vehicle warranty ads are so insidious. The ones I get use packaging that's typically reserved for official government mailers and sometimes include the name of a govt agency that has nothing to do with them.
Whenever I throw one out I imagine how many elderly people must be mistaking them for govt business and getting fleeced out of their money.
27 Harley Street is now an ear, nose and throat specialist with a reputation for treating people who can’t burp.
Probably still disturbing people using the intolerable nuisance known as "telegrams."
I don't even have telegram installed.
So they've gone out of business. It looks like the advertising campaign didn't work then
Sounds like something out of r/writing prompts.
A wizard makes a deal to live forever. The cost he must pay is 100 healthy human teeth every year...
I would love to be able to burp, but a Botox injection in the neck/throat ? Nah I think I'll pass
Unsubscribe me at once, you scoundrels!
Imagine how much better the world could have been if the editor of The Times had taken the time to have a quick word with a dentist in 1864!
If I remember correctly, weren’t telegrams fairly expensive back in the day? Did the dentist get some kind of “bulk discount”?
how old are you?
Forget going back in time to kill baby Hitler... Let's get the dentist instead.
It wasn't electronic since he clearly says "placed into my hands".
When you read spam in your phone, the message is in your hands!!
Checkmate, atheïst!
