Netflix House Stores Open in 2025 to Rival Theme Park Marketing
Netflix House Stores Open in 2025 to Rival Theme Park Marketing
Netflix Inc. plans to open new destinations where fans can immerse themselves in the worlds of their favorite TV shows, shop for clothing, eat themed food and maybe even try a Squid Game obstacle course.
We've come full circle.
So this is why they keep raising prices, huh? To pay for this idiotic idea?
That's a real Blockbuster of an idea, surely this will go well.
You can shop there but you’re not allowed to share any of what you paid for.
Or take it with you on vacation.
What a dumb idea
What fresh out of business school moron thought this would be profitable? And what exec is brain damaged enough that they approved it?
Netflix exec ripping a fat line of coke
Oh fuck yea yes yes yes I love this idea let’s do it
Wait wait - I have an idea - wait, hear me out.
A store ... where people could go ... and they could scan a QR code for the TV show or movie they want to watch ... then they can go home and watch it on their TV. And when they're done watching it, they can go back to the store to "return" it.
Make sure to charge them extra if they don't rewind the movie!
I don't know, movie theaters existed for years on $27 cups of Coca-Cola.
Yeah, I have a strong feeling a lot of terrible decisions like these are made by rich kids who paid their way through school and whose family connections got them a job they shouldn't be doing.
So...a mall with TVs?
Netflix: You want shitty and we give it to you!
