Strange shit happens.

Why do you think it isn't dehydration? I was told muscle spasms were due to dehydration and lack of body salts like magnesium. I'm no doctor, but I might suggest you drink more water.

This picture looks like the basis for 1/4 of the Kids In The Hall's skits.

You're right he's old, he probably knows a Rick-roll as the new and improved Goatse.

Sure as shit not going to let you have an Airstream.

Have you heard Wab Kinew speak? He's got my vote. First politician I've ever heard speaking real shit. Maybe he's full of shit and will fuck it all up, but I have hope. I agree that Jagmeet shouldn't get a 10th chance.

What if he gave the shark candy, and fish, as a quid pro quo?

Hmmm, this might be what I need to remember which is net and which is gross!

Fuck me. Now billionaires are coming for the surplus value of our days off.

I miss canvas so much 😢

Nice. I did not get that message at all from your original post. I now understand the point you were trying to make. 🍻

Let me introduce you to a slice of Canadiana, Seeing Things about a reporter who gets psychic visions about crimes. The visions are usually pretty ambiguous and the episode is spent working out what they mean. A part of our heritage

Good news everyone! Imports from China are way down! Long live Mexican imports!

When it's 10 o'clock in New York, it's 1970 in Louisiana.

"Oops! They managed to sneak away on their private jet and are evading arrest. They will happily spend their lives in non-extradition countries and the Swiss government will reimburse the family for the property lost in Switzerland."

Aneurysm posting.

25% of cats were... were 5/8ths dogs.

I couldn't find an accountant would take me on for the first few years so I had to bumble along myself. I started out using quickbooks and honestly, most of my problems were from using it wrong. I should have taken classes and read books and stuff but I was a bit overburdened and stressed out from trying to manage it all.

I've settled on 20% as a good number. Even that may be high, but I like the forced savings.

I worked for 20 years as a marine canvas and upholstery guy. I've since quit and started running my own show. If I was trying to learn the trade and learn businessing at the same time I'd have totally failed. The business part isn't really hard, but it's meticulous and a bit unforgiving. I find you only find out what you're doing wrong after you've done it for a year. Getting the taxes wrong will absolutely fuck you up, six ways from Sunday. The best advice I got was from my brother (who fucked up his taxes) was to save 30% of everything you make in preparation for a tax remittance. I've found that to be higher than necessary, but that just means I saved money.

No u

I have a pixel 7 and it's totally garbage. I read a tip that you should set your fingerprint with the brightness on as low as it goes, and in a dark room. It's better with that tip, but still shite.