I'm such a waterslut I'd literally die without it!
I'm gagging for it
Thirsty waterslut.
Is there any other way to drink water??
Shove the water bottle up your ass and do a handstand
With one of these you could do a split!
Lick the tip of your tongue into the bottle's hole repeatedly, enjoying the water torturously slowly?
Lick it out of a bowl 🐶
H2O hoe
H2-hoe
It was right there and he missed it lol
I have long suspected theres some primal psychology into play for this. Like arriving at a big water spot or river where there is plenty.
That's exactly what Big Water propaganda wants you to think.
r/hydrohomies
H2O before hoes.
C/HydroWhores
My want for water is higher than the throughput of my throat
And the throughput of my throat is impressive to say the least.
Does anyone else feel weirdly connected to their ancestors when this happens? Like the urge and sensation is just so primal
Bonus points if you moan or grunt a little as you glug.
That's why I shove my hand under my chin so it doesn't drop down my chin.
This used to be my life until I bought some metal straws. Now I just suck...my uhh...water........
Excuse me for one second.
Oh yeah!
Daily
That's a bit much, can we just stay hydrohomies?
Not when it’s dripping down your chin.
You just have to declare "no hydrohomo" so everyone knows it's all above board.
3am insomnia
Spray that H2O all over my face
It's the only way
Fuck yeah!
