Trump, 79, Jolts Awake After Nodding Off at Roundtable
Trump, 79, Jolts Awake After Nodding Off at Roundtable
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Trump, 79, Jolts Awake After Nodding Off at Roundtable
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He did say he’s anti-woke
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Gotta respect him for practicing what he preaches. Lol
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Dozey Donald seems to fall asleep more frequently than Sleepy Joe ever did.
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Would be nice if he slumps over on live tv and stays that way forever
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Honestly it'd be funny if that happened and they didn't realize he was dead for like 10 minutes. Mind you they probably have him hooked up to a heart rate monitor.
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ASAP, please!
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Tell me when he doesn't jolt awake. Anything less is a tease.
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Fuck dude, will you just drop dead already.
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I really fucking wish news orgs would stop fucking with the wording of articles like this.
Don't get my hopes up.
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Sleepy Don
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Droopy Don
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And just like the white, privileged, arrogant man that he... falls asleep, only to jolt awake and instantly tries to (wrongly) correct the woman speaking.
Merica'!
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They fitted him with a insulin pump full of Ritalin didn't they? "Shit, he's falling asleep again. Give him a bump!"
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His heart probably can't handle stimulants anymore. He's switched to benzos to get his high now.
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On the one hand, he is a very old man.
But on the other hand, this shit is incredibly boring.
I'm genuinely aghast when I see these long-table high profile Trump photo-op board meetings. Like, I would fucking hate to be at that table, if for no other reason than waiting in a long line to kiss the President's ass when you're worth multiple billions of dollars would feel so humiliating.
But I guess that's the real path to power. All that "hustle and grind" is just getting up at 4am in the morning to whisper "Yes" into the ear of the guy higher than you on the totem pole.
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Bummer that he woke up.
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text Potus to send a jolt of electricity keep him awake, i would pay for that
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Sleep deprivation has been linked to certain death.
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Fake News! He's the most high energy dictator ever! Health like no one has ever seen! His MRI was the most bigly, perfect MRI! In fact, many men, many big tough men, SWAT cops and truckers, say to him, they say while literally crying, "Sir, Sir! Please Sir, fall asleep in Cabinet meetings again, to show your manly, macho health!"
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He taught Pete Hegseth how to do a pull-up.
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I'm impressed he was anywhere on point with the actual conversation.
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Sleepy
Joe BidenDonald tRump.
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One day he's not going to wake up.
I hope he dies on camera in one of these meetings. Imagine the chaos.
He will obviously outlive most of us...
I can totally see JD trying to Weekend-at-Bernie's Trump
He looked truly terrible a few weeks ago. He seems to be recovering. How are the worst people so long lasting?
Money. Access to extremely advanced and intimate healthcare at a moment's notice.
Someone said that he's on a 28 day cycle. Apparently there's a Alzheimer's shot that's a every 4 weeks shot.
So he'll be good for 10-18 days and then start sundowning till they hit him with the next bump.
But then again who knows it's the internet after all.
There was a thread I saw not too long ago where someone brought up a little conspiracy theory I think I may subscribe to
There's a new Alzheimer's treatment, Lecanemab/Leqembi, that was given accelerated approval in the US by the FDA this year in January, so just as trump took office.
It's given by IV every 4 weeks. Trump has been seen with what looks like makeup thats covering up bruising from an IV
It also seems like he has highs and lows where he declines for a couple weeks then perks back up a bit before declining again, and you can maybe kind of match those up to a similar 4-ish week cycle.
And it also calls for regular cognitive tests and MRIs to monitor if it's effective, and, well, trump has been doing that.
The worst people seem fuelled by hate alone and survive longer than they have any right to. See: Dick Cheney.
Some song once told me only the good die young. So he's here for awhile.
I hope it’s tomorrow.
I hope he has a stroke while he's rage Tweeting on the toilet and goes full on Hector Salamanca: knowing everything that's happening but trapped in a (more) useless, vegetating body.
Yes let's just hope one of us will still be around to appreciate it.
Torn. I want this, but I also want him to live long enough to fail. Badly. To face some justice for all the evil.
Justice was taken out back and put down a long time ago
Hope I have that day off from work 🍾