I was told it was included

It's Linux, you gotta get the packages and build the pussy yourself.

    
sudo apt install git build-essentials
git clone https://codeberg.org/fleshlight/fleshlight-diy
cd fleshlight-diy
./configure --depth=x --width=y --texture=z --prefix=/usr/local/dick
make pussy
sudo make install

    
>be me, Gentoo user
>hear about this new pussy package
>will spend the next several hours compiling the pussy source code
>later virgins

There is no pussy on linux. You have to use either bussy or gock.

don't forget about gnussy
- It’s actually gnu/ussy
Until systemd-pussy is released, that is.

Depending on your local laws, you might need to take estrogen for a while and/or change your government ID before you can get one.

Until then, I recommend striped socks and cat ears.

Don't forget the white monster.
- Where I live, linux catgirls drink Club Mate.

It’s in the reflection of the monitor.

I thought you just got thigh highs….

who | grep -i single | date ; cd ~ ; unzip ; touch ; strip ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; uptime ; unmount ; sleep

There once was a sysadmin Eddie
who could strip, touch and finger real steady
but when it came to the mount,
by his sweetheart's account,
it was always device is not ready
- Is this beauty? I think this is beauty.

You just need the right combination of terminal commands.

         grep; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

PSA that ls -SluttySluttyShitShitPoopFuck is a valid command, ls comes with pretty much every letter of the alphabet as a flag

You're sitting on it

I moved all the pussy to /dev/null. Apparently, it has unlimited storage space.

Sudo pussy enable

Systemctl reboot

People still need to know you use Linux. Just tell everyone you meet which distro you use, by the way.

Bring out the GIMP!

You have truly switched unless you’re wearing Unix socks

Dot local slash share slash pussy dot desktop or something like that, but it might not show up in the dock anyway if it didn't come in a flat pack crate.

Ah see you gotta use Nyarch for that.

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Going to remember this post if I ever meet someone irl who uses Linux. :p

Same