It's the Lord's problem now.

This really is a shitpost.

I don't recall the trade name, but my uncle had a service that utilized Laserdiscs to remove poo.

It was a huge upgrade from his Beta Max.

Human waste management systems in a nutshell.

Out of sight, out of mind.

Out of flight

Literal shit post

oh, oh! ... wait! ... oh! .... I see it!!! .... it's over my house!!!!!
Was looking for this comment. 👏

This is an inferior product compared to my patented Catapoop^TM and Trepooche^TM

I bet you’re still envious of VaPOOriser.
But yours don't also deplete our precious helium supply...?
- I refuse to share the details of my proprietary technology with a competitor
- And do they add to plastic waste?
Heretical trigonometry has no place in God's poop disposal system.
Trepooche, the superior pooch machine as inspired by the superior siege engine

and they float into the sky where they turn into stars

Is that Jack Black?
- i hate that it looks like jack black playing jim carrey playing andy kaufman
- Envy (2004)
Yesss was going to comment this!
First thing I thought of when i saw this post!
That's so weird, I was just talking about this movie today. Probably the first time I've mentioned it since I saw it 20 years ago.

What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies' front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?

Have you not heard about drone warfare? You can set these on fire, too!
health safety regs, damn OSHA
He called the shit poop!
- Yes!

really expecting that gif to end differently

imagine walking down the street and a bag of dog poop falls on your head

No
It already happens with birds, so it's not such a big change, if that's the price of human progress.
Something similar seems to have occured in South Korea, where North Koreans would send balloons filled with shit and propaganda
- Wasn't it the other way around, or am I remembering wrong?
- I feel like I'd be far less inclined to hear out their propaganda if it was packaged with shit lol
Maybe it is not in a bag because the bag popped after an incident with a tern

I absolutely hate dog poo bags. People will bag the poo the just toss it on the side of the trail. FFS you’re just adding plastic to the poo and making it worse. I would rather just have poo all over the trail instead of hundreds of plastic bags filled with poo 10 feet from the trail.

Yea you're supposed to throw them in the bin not the ground, tf is wrong with people?
- Have you met “people”?
Agreed, it's gross seeing poo bags on the trail.
I have a dog. I scoop the poop. I use bags that claim to be compostable and I put them in the bin. I don't like carrying a full poo bag. That's why I have a little scent proof zippered I hang from my leash. I don't leave the bag on the side of the trail and lie that I'll totally pick it up on my way back.
At home I use these magic corn based ones that dissolve in the toilet.

Ugh fucking corpos stealing my ideas, I've been flinging baggies of dog poo into the sky since 1996.

Fling and forget!

Removed from the environment.

into another environment
No, out of the environment
- It’s beyond the environment. It’s not in an environment. It’s been towed beyond the environment.
I'm just hoping the front doesn't fall off.
They go into space, where they become stars.
- Don't you love watching the dog poo bags twinkle on a clear winter night?

I kinda want this. Half of me is laughing just from the idea, and half of me is disgusted by the concept and myself for even entertaining it.

Have you tried making anything float with helium? Sometimes the string is to much for a balloon to lift... The amount of it you would need and the size of the bag needed would be way bigger than what was shown.
Edit:
Apprently the average dog poops like twice a day or about something like .45 pounds per poop on average...
According to https://www.omnicalculator.com/everyday-life/helium-balloons
You would need 17 standard size balloons to lift one poop
- Hydrogen is way less wasteful and has more lifting power!
- Shit, Zeppelins again
- I worry about the dog that shits 45 pounds a day. From personal experience it is not fun

This was done on the TV show, The Last Man on Earth.

Y?

But we already have the tie it to a bush because I'll totally come back for it method

Just need some Va-poo-rize instead.

This has Metal Gear vibes.

Oh, I already see people pestering poor sales reps about it...

I cannot stop laughing at the first photo with the dog looking like it's actually watching the flying poop go up. What even lol

Send it back into nature! I love it!

This is incredible. It’s works just like climate change stuff! Sure, burning gas with a car produces CO2, but then it floats away and it’s “not your problem”! Carbon dioxide? More like carbon-BYE!-oxide!

I prefer Fulton Extraction personally..