A Møøse once...

The near death experience probably helped her realize that life is far to short to be living as a gender they don't identify with.

THE DIRECTORS OF THE FIRM HIRED TO CONTINUE THE RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY AFTER THE OTHER PEOPLE HAD BEEN SACKED, WISH IT TO BE KNOWN THAT THEY HAVE JUST BEEN SACKED.

THE RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY HAS BEEN COMPLETED IN AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT STYLE AT GREAT EXPENSE AND AT THE LAST MINUTE.

I wasn't expecting some kind of car accident transition.
(Dramatic music)
NOBODY EXPECTS THE CAR ACCIDENT TRANSITION!

yeah my mastectomy is on the books as alleviating back pain. and like. it did do that!

Personally i would just add boobs on my back to even it out...
- Lol that reminds me, my AP physics teacher remarked something like "I know it sounds cruel, but have pregnant women carry a backpack. It moves their center of gravity back to the middle of them and they can walk upright again. It's what I did for my two kids"
  Slightly related, she was a really good physics teacher.
Please elaborate on the back pain part
- Boobies are heavy and can cause back pain.

Mae Martin's parents once drove their car under a moose and now Mae is non-binary

I think it goes like... if you avoid the moose your gender stays the same. If you hit it your gender changes and if you drive under it you become non-binary ?

Mae Martin on Taskmaster was A+

Nobody expects the Monty Python Moose Reference!

Hitting a moose with a car is really bad for the person(s) in the car. Their bodies are basically at windshield height and become a half-ton missile aimed at the front seat. It's easy to imagine the emotional trauma alone being enough to motivate someone to make a significant life change they've been hesitating over for years.

I know im going to ruin some peoples days with this but depending on your dialect of swedish and english "mys" sounds like moose.

Mynd you, møøse collisions Kan be pretti nasti.

Like and subscribe or the moose is coming for you next

A møøse bit my ~~brother~~ sister once.

We have the technology.

Ray Raymond: You feeling better, Miss California?

Jaime Sommers: Yes, I needed a rest. You know, the excitement of all of this kinda snuck up and grabbed me from behind.

Was the moose driving?

Might explain the crash.